Working At Fancifull Gift Baskets

I’ve lost over 15lbs this year
And I have no idea how

Fancifull is not a place for those
Who cannot control their urges

I am surrounded by cheese
And I’m not talking Velveeta
I’m talking goat cheese
French cheese
Cheese made from sheep’s milk

And the cheese is located
Right next to the salami
Ghost pepper salami
Wild boar salami
Fra’mani
(salami made by a Michelin star chef)
Is there a more attractive corner on Earth?

I sit at my desk
Work on my computer
And chocolate falls from the sky
Right in front of my face!

“Try this”
That’s Terry, the owner
She likes to make it rain

I never say no to my boss

Then there’s the wine
And the cookies
And whatever crazy item comes my way
(ie Velvet Rope)

And everything
EVERYTHING IS DELICIOUS!

I tell people we eat cheese and chocolate
ALL DAY
I, like you, cannot control my urges
In fact I refuse to

I’m the guy who’s lost over 15 lbs
While eating all these foods every day

Some people dream of the perfect job

I live it